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  Table of Contents

  Copyright

  Sour Grapes

  Dedication

  One

  Two

  Three

  Four

  Five

  Six

  Seven

  Eight

  Nine

  Ten

  Eleven

  Twelve

  Thirteen

  Fourteen

  Fifteen

  Sixteen

  Seventeen

  Eighteen

  Nineteen

  Twenty

  Twenty-One

  Twenty-Two

  Twenty-Three

  Twenty-Four

  Twenty-Five

  Twenty-Six

  Twenty-Seven

  Twenty-Eight

  Twenty-Nine

  Thirty

  Thirty-One

  Other Works

  Sour Grapes

  By Marilyn Todd

  Copyright 2015 by Marilyn Todd

  Cover Copyright 2015 by Untreed Reads Publishing

  Cover Design by Ginny Glass

  The author is hereby established as the sole holder of the copyright. Either the publisher (Untreed Reads) or author may enforce copyrights to the fullest extent.

  Previously published in print, 2005.

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  This is a work of fiction. The characters, dialogue and events in this book are wholly fictional, and any resemblance to companies and actual persons, living or dead, is coincidental.

  Also by Marilyn Todd and Untreed Reads Publishing

  I, Claudia

  Virgin Territory

  Man Eater

  Wolf Whistle

  Jail Bait

  Black Salamander

  Dream Boat

  Dark Horse

  Second Act

  Widow’s Pique

  Stone Cold

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  Sour Grapes

  Marilyn Todd

  This book is dedicated to all those brave Tuscan wines

  who laid down their corks in the name of research.

  One

  Low, grey clouds had fused with the hills, turning the landscape to lead. Gone were the lush vines that terraced the slopes. Gone were the olive groves that swept down the valley. Gone were the pastures for sheep. All that remained was a keen wind that whistled, and a nearby rumble of thunder.

  Bent forward into the gale, a torch of flaming pitch in the one hand, a stick of stout laurel in the other, the old woman shouted his name. She waited. Listened. But once again, it was only the whine of the wind that answered her call and, as she pressed on up the steep mountain path, the first drops of rain started to fall.

  Could it be thieves? Aye, the lambing season was a dangerous time. Wolves would devour every last one, given the chance, though not all wolves had four legs. This time of year thieves were all over, so it could, you know. It could well be thieves, and they wouldn’t care that they’d stole from folk who owned just a handful of sheep. The poor were easy targets. You can’t steal from a rich man’s estate.

  ‘Tages? Tages, can you hear me, boy?’

  As she lifted the torch to guide her way, a crack of lightning lit up the beeches and chestnuts. Branches thrashed, silver with menace, then thunder boomed right overhead and suddenly the whole forest was creaking—groaning—moaning—in unison.

  ‘Tages?’

  Twilight darkened to black, rain lashed at the landscape, chilling the air and turning the trail oily with mud. Across the valley, rheumy eyes watched the lights of Mercurium twinkling out a grid of warmth and reassurance through the storm, but Etha didn’t waver. She’d raised this boy from a babe, loved him in spite of his birth killing her daughter. He was all the old woman had.

  ‘Sweet Nortia, who holds our fortunes, I beseech thee.’ Setting her stick to one side, she laid a hand on the earth in which the goddess made her abode. ‘Vetha, who controlleth the seasons.’ She held out her hand to catch the rain. ‘Mighty Tins, who sendeth the thunderbolts and Uni, Queen of the Cosmos, hear me.’ Earth, water, fire and air. ‘Keep this boy safe, I beg of ye—and if it pleases ye that the Herald of Death visit tonight, let him visit upon me, not Tages. Tages is a good boy. An honest boy…’

  She was unable to carry on for the lump in her throat, and, stumbling over the roots as thorns pulled at her skirt, the cold in her bones went unnoticed. Even when a blast of wind doused her torch, Etha didn’t turn back, and though her fringed shawl flapped sodden at her breast, the old woman continued to climb.

  ‘Where you are, Tages?’

  It had to be thieves. What else could it be? He was a smart lad, and at seventeen he was skilled with the slingshot, so sure it was some dirty thief that had sneaked up on him. She paused for a moment to rest on her laurel stick. That would be all right, then. Thieves don’t kill. Not for one or two lambs. She’d find him any minute, aye, that she would, with a bump on the head and a right tale to tell…

  Wouldn’t she?

  As Etha called her grandson’s name into the night, the wind echoed her pain.

  Two

  ‘Don’t be ridiculous.’

  Claudia pushed her stepdaughter out of the road, where the girl was single-handedly causing a jam of donkeys, handcarts, wheelbarrows and sheep. Not that Claudia had any particular aversion to gridlock. But the ears of that mule suggested it wasn’t going to take much more of the driver’s switch stinging its rump, and guess who was closest if it decided to kick?

  ‘Your grandmother can’t possibly be mooning over some man—’

  ‘I didn’t say mooning.’ Flavia had to shout over the bleating of lambs. ‘I said she was in love. It’s serious.’

  ‘There you go, then.’ Claudia steered the girl down a side street lined with balconies that were fragrant with potted hyacinths and narcissus. ‘I always said the old bag was soft in the head and this proves it. Now for heaven’s sake, pick your feet up or the ceremony will be over before we’ve reached the wretched bridge.’

  Dear Diana, this girl would come last in a snail race, she thought, hooking left at the goldsmith’s, and it wasn’t as though Flavia was the only lumpy, frumpy, dumpy creature on the marriage market. Rome was teeming with girls every bit as sullen, and they were being snapped up faster than a lizard catches flies. Ducking between the pepper warehouse and a marble store, she thanked Fortune that her late husband had had the good grace to foster Flavia on to his sister when his daughter was born. Inheriting Gaius’s entire estate was one thing. Being stuck with this dozy dollop quite another.

  ‘I don’t know why we’re bothering with this stupid ceremony.’

  Typical Flavia. Gripe, gripe, gripe. Moan, moan, moan. Devoted to the great god, Me.

  ‘Because consigning twenty-seven sacred effigies into the Tiber is a solemn religious occasion,’ Claudia replied briskly. ‘It’s high time you stopped thinking of yourself all the time and started thinking of your duty to Rome.’

  Or in this case, three hundred sesterces and, as she hastened her pace down the Aventine, Claudia reflected that there was no point in having double standards if you can
’t live up to both. That bookmaker on Tuscan Street had been taking bets as far back as last Sunday as to which of the Argei would be first past the next pier downriver. It was something to do with the current, she supposed, but Twelve had never failed her in the past.

  ‘Now do stop slouching,’ she said, yanking Flavia’s shoulders back. ‘You’re giving hunchbacks a bad name.’

  Ahead of them, the river shone silver in the afternoon sun, the reflections of its tree-lined banks rippling gently in the wake of the barges, though the plod of the oxen that pulled them was drowned by the crowds streaming down to the Sublician Bridge.

  ‘I suppose you’d better tell me about your grandmother’s latest act of folly,’ Claudia said, elbowing her way through the crush for a better view.

  Terrible thing, senility, she thought, and Larentia’s problems were escalating fast. But how on earth do you reason with a mother-in-law who’s got it into her head that there’s a jinx going round and, fearful of catching it, takes herself off to the hills on the principle that if fir trees can filter germs and prevent people from catching a cold, why can’t they stop someone from catching bad luck? Unfortunately, Larentia’s faculties weren’t fading so fast that she returned home any less waspish, but when a straight-talking, straightforward, cantankerous old battle-axe announces that she’s installing a sorceress called Candace to cast spells to protect her, Claudia felt it would be like kicking a puppy to throw the charlatan out.

  ‘Who do we need to apologize to for your grandmother’s unwanted attentions?’ she asked, as the Vestal Virgins lined up against the parapet.

  A flute began to play, and twenty female acolytes dressed in white were joined by the Priestess of Jupiter, bringing the tally of celebrants to twenty-seven. With great solemnity, each was handed a small white effigy, little doughboys who had been baked hard and dusted in flour, and who were now set to propitiate Old Man Tiber. Claudia concentrated hard on Number Twelve as the effigies were released. Swim, three hundred sesterces, swim…

  ‘They’re not unwanted,’ Flavia said, her perpetually turned-down mouth turning down even further. ‘Some old fogey called Darius has asked her to marry him.’

  Fifteen, Eighteen and Twenty-Two smashed on impact, Three, Five and Ten washed up on the bank, while numbers Twenty-Three to Twenty-Seven had already sunk to the bottom.

  ‘Nonsense.’

  Claudia’s knuckles gripped the wooden rail. Two, Four and Seven were stuck in an eddy, Six and Eight were turning to mush. Come on Number Twelve! You can make it!

  ‘Who on earth would want to marry your grandmother? She has no money.’

  Claudia had inherited every copper quadran of her husband’s estate and frankly the old bag was lucky to get an allowance. It had been open warfare from the day Gaius introduced his pretty, witty trophy wife to his mother—the only difference was, wars usually end.

  ‘Who cares?’ Flavia shrugged. ‘Darius is rolling.’

  Nineteen, Twenty and Twenty-One were caught in the weeds. It was the mid-runners, as usual, swirling downstream, although Number One might yet pull a surprise from the left.

  ‘Then good luck to them,’ Claudia said as Sixteen and Seventeen bumped heads and span off in separate directions. Down to six little effigies left in the running, one of them worth three hundred sesterces.

  ‘Luck has nothing to do with it, according to Candace.’ Flavia was more interested in chewing her nails than watching the race. ‘It was the spirits that brought the two love birds together, she says, and she says my father’s given the wedding his seal of approval, as well.’

  Twelve gods on Olympus, it has to be lucky. Come on, come on, Number Twelve!

  ‘Flavia, sweetheart, your father’s been in his grave for three years. He can’t possibly give the marriage his blessing.’

  A swirl in the current put paid to Number Nine. Five little doughboys remained.

  ‘Oh, yes, he can. Candace has spoken to him. She walks the wind and communes with the dead, and she’s even let me talk to Papa myself. He’s terribly well, honestly, and very happy where he is.’

  Number One, the outsider, hit a dead cow floating down. It was neck and neck between Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen and Fourteen.

  ‘And where exactly is your father, did he say?’

  Only someone in the last throes of senility couldn’t see through this Candace fraud. Correction. Only someone in the last throes of senility, and a sulky teenage brat.

  ‘Never thought to ask, but he sends you his love.’

  ‘Does he indeed?’

  Things were looking good. Eleven had sunk, while Fourteen snagged in the current and was starting to come back upstream.

  ‘You know, Flavia, I think I might just go up to Mercurium and have a cosy chat with your father myself.’

  Communing with the dead, my eye, and besides, it was high time Claudia looked in on those Tuscan vineyards. She was, after all, a wine merchant. Wouldn’t hurt to see where the stuff came from, she supposed… And now it was just Twelve and Thirteen neck and neck. Yes, definitely something to do with the current.

  ‘If you think I’m coming with you, you’re mistaken. It’s boring.’

  ‘Nonsense, you’ll have your father to talk to.’

  ‘You only want me up there so you can palm me off on some dreary old fart in the country, where I’d just die.’

  ‘Trust me,’ Claudia assured her. ‘That’s not what I have planned, and since your foster mother’s stuck in Naples looking after her sick cousin, you’re in my care and what I say goes… Bugger.’

  Thirteen had sailed straight under the bridge, and where was Number Twelve? Splattered all over the bloody pier, that’s where it was, having crashed at the very last turn. Claudia felt a hole well up inside where three hundred sesterces should have been as the remnants of her effigy were devoured by six hungry ducks. How was she supposed to pay off her creditors now?

  ‘You’ve gone green,’ Flavia observed cheerfully. ‘Is it something you ate?’

  ‘No, that’s just the taste of dreams being swallowed.’

  Dreams of not being permanently in debt. Dreams of not having to constantly look over her shoulder. Dreams of freeing the shackles once and for all…

  One by one, the crowd began to disperse, until only stepmother and stepdaughter remained peering into the thick, muddy waters. Oh, well. Claudia’s fortunes might be dashed on the piers and the soothsayer might well be a fraud, but thanks to Doddering Darius, Larentia was one burden Claudia would no longer have to shoulder—and shortly, Fortune willing, the weight of financing her stepdaughter and funding the girl’s sponges of foster parents would also be lifted from her.

  ‘Flavia, there’s something I need to talk to you about.’

  ‘If it’s about picking my nose in public, Aunt Julia’s already worn her tonsils down on that one.’

  ‘Yes. Well. We’ll discuss that endearing habit another time.’ Claudia took hold of the girl’s hand, because this was no time to have the silly cow run off. ‘The thing is, we—that is, your foster parents and I—have found the perfect husband for you, um, darling. His name is…’ Wait, it would come to her. ‘His name… Anyway, the point is, he’s a wonderful boy.’

  Bit gangly perhaps, and maybe his front teeth did cross a tad, though quite honestly it was hardly noticeable unless he laughed. But the law was the law. If a woman was of child-bearing age, she was obliged to marry and bear children and the State was unequivocal. Choose a husband yourself or have one appointed for you, and despite being the daughter of a prestigious wine merchant, Flavia was rapidly running out of options. Every time the family identified a suitable candidate, she’d fob him off until it reached the point where her maidenhood was the only thing that kept suitors knocking on her door. For once, virginity could not be underestimated.

  ‘He’s honest, reliable, not at all the type to sleep around, drink or gamble, and everyone agrees that he’ll make you an admirable husband.’

  ‘Nope.’


  ‘He’s wealthy, his parents are extremely nice people, you’d have your own house here in Rome, where your babies can be reared in comfort with the help of the very finest physicians—’

  ‘No, no, no, no, and in case you’re not getting the message, no.’

  ‘All right, it mightn’t be a match made in heaven, but—ha, ha, ha—even in those marriages the day-to-day maintenance is done here on earth.’

  ‘Don’t care.’ Flavia snatched her little fat hand back. ‘I’m not having Honest-and-Admirable’s babies and that’s final.’ She crossed her arms over her chest to prove the point. ‘I’m having Orson’s.’

  ‘Are you, indeed. And who’s Orson?’

  ‘Honestly!’ Flavia rolled her eyes contemptuously. ‘He’s the boy who made me pregnant, of course.’

  Three

  The sun was sinking as Claudia blazed a path through the crowds that had gathered for their evening entertainment in the Forum. If some money-grubbing, fortune-seeking, low-born, no-good scoundrel thought that by siring a baby out of wedlock he could worm his way into the Seferius fortune, he was bloody well mistaken, she thought, skirting the sacred lotus tree, where a Sabean Arab in fringed robes offered rides on a mange-ridden camel. For one thing, by the time she’d taken a gelding knife to the conniving son-of-a-bitch, there’d be no more siring, and for another… She marched through the troop of Sarmatian dancers balancing in full fish-scale armour and barely heard the clatter of metal on the flagstones. For another, there was no fortune.

  From the moment Gaius embarked upon that ferry ride across the River Styx, the Guild of Wine Merchants had swooped, and for a man who they claimed was their friend, they had a funny way of showing it. The funeral feast was still spread and Claudia was swamped with bids, some kindly offering to take the millstone from her neck as a favour, others trying to wheedle the business from her through proposals of marriage. Oh, yes? He might have been fat, he might have been old, and his breath might well have felled a forest of oaks, but Gaius Seferius gave his life to those vines. Surely, the vines owed him something in return? As it happened, the return for vintage wine worked out to four percent higher than its closest business rival, olive oil, a profit which Claudia was more than happy to distribute among jewellers, dressmakers, horse races and the like, had the Guild of Wine Merchants left her in peace. Trouble was, the bastards wouldn’t let go.